We were listening to NPR while en route from one S-town to another when they began telling a horrific story of the Mexican drug cartel and a recent spike in gang related murders and violence. The story then focused on teachers at a school that had been threatened by some drug cartel dudes. The guys said they would be returning and the teachers would hand over their Christmas bonuses or be killed. As I listened, I was shocked. Teachers in Mexico get Christmas bonuses? Whaaaaat? I want in on that.